What’s Happening, Honey?

What’s Happening, Honey? | Ep. #70 | Something in My Eye

Ep. #070 - It finally happened… The contact lenses fitting has come and gone and now there are new eye woes in the house. We enjoy talking crap about our little Neanderthal toddler that refuses to try to say anything and just grunts to get his way (… and it’s working). We chat about the sometimes compromising awkward moments in grappling training, coming back to training and being uncomfortable, and how you should get your whole family to train. Handling a ridiculously dumb fast food issue without losing my cool. And we wrap up talking about how we were slightly underwhelmed with WinterFest. Enjoy!

What’s Happening, Honey? | Ep. #69 | Being as Thankful as I Can…

Ep. #069 - How thankful were we? Thankful enough! Wife had to work all day while I entertained the kids at home and prepared everyone for Thanksgiving. Our oldest decided she would contribute to the holiday food by making her very first apple pie. The time for Christmas decorations has begun as we got everyone to work to put up lights and stuff. Once again, we can’t have anything nice since our “keeping up with the Joneses” neighbor makes it difficult to enjoy anything around here. We read about the music festival that may have blinded attendees and our experience with going to see Christmas lights (no one was blinded thankfully). The kids see Santa… and it went just as well as expected. We run into a slowpoke in a food line because some people need to know the ingredient list for FUNNEL CAKES. We have an exclusive “snoring” video that may finally prove my innocence. Anyway, we’re getting into the season’s mood the best we can.
We watch and react to these videos and articles:
She’s ok - https://youtube.com/shorts/h9NIRtsWCqs?si=HH74OjXn55E1G_ml
Confident blackbelt - https://youtu.be/8p1FioE7QAI?si=8cSp7_xSmoAjEwWa
Dumb Survival Broad - https://youtu.be/XEv41PvOejk?si=5G2uGH9ambuxIzfH
Wrong Dave - https://youtube.com/shorts/lP23pseROa0?si=c43wtqHzHYX40Wi1
Ain’t nothing to f with - https://youtube.com/shorts/tP8BQ450kao?si=4Hk0xEWCvfDsZ_Zx

What’s Happening, Honey? | Ep. #68 | Last Days of Fall

Ep. #068 - Winter and Christmas are approaching and we have a few fall chores to get done, so we put our oldest to work! Church overreactions and how they annoy the wife. How Bekah thinks “pronunciate” is a real word (check the tape bro!). How our middle kid did some dumb toddler shit and destroyed her TV screen (actions have consequences). Christmas decorations and being tipsy… but nobody got hurt! Our theory on the Snoop Dogg giving up “smoke” situation, and he may be blowing smoke up our collective a$$e$. We’re getting ready for Thanksgiving later this week.
We watch and react to these videos and articles:
You gotta dodge that - https://youtube.com/shorts/SnmwBUjETY4?si=Q774qcSVIJcfq2pE
Yoko Nono - https://youtu.be/jelY_icJ1y8?si=BEQWazfXZuvG3iwz
Planet in the Crowd - https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cy1NLb5Ayuq/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D
Snoop being real - https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRvr1r6h/
Ride of your life - https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cy9B3sIsEEV/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

What’s Happening, Honey? | Ep. #67 | The Camel That Broke My Back

Ep. #067 - Life happened and we took last week off unwillingly. BUT we’re back! We’v had weddings, minor concussions, therapy sessions, it’s been busy! Weddings really suck especially when you don’t really know anyone, so I justify why I will no longer be attending any in the foreseeable future. If you really want strangers to share your intimate moments with you, start an OF… We chat about growing up poor and thinking Prime drinks are fancy, bipolar weather in the last part of the year, trying to keep an eye on your kids during weddings, how marriage is a legal scam really, and how I was trojan horsed into playing Dr. Phil therapist for another grown man. Also, you should always tell you brother you love him on calls. And we discuss the power of being the quiet observer in a room of people you barely know.
We watch and react to these videos and articles:
- Jesus Chroist - https://youtu.be/TUWZIfnp3uY?si=A5eiwYzRg1RP9E8k

What’s Happening, Honey? | Ep. #66 | Prepping to Trick or Treat

Ep. #066 - Getting ready for Halloween and wrapping up another week. Bekah has to manhandle a hospital bed and complains about it. The family goes for an Alzheimer’s awareness walk, which I skipped. Why do dumb parents INSIST on trying to move the date of Halloween to a weekend because they’re entitled c u next Tuesdays (Facebook moms are catty b****es). We watch and discuss a documentary about a legal torture chamber (McKamey Manor “survival horror challenge”); and I talk about how I hate these “challenges” where you’re not allowed to defend yourself. And as we’re all excited waiting to Trick or Treat with the kids, we wrap up by reacting to videos from around the web.
We watch and react to these videos and articles:
Janitor for the Win - https://youtube.com/shorts/ovHJA2BGzaU?si=L9y73RPWmWzRv2KU
Was he going snowboarding too? - https://youtu.be/TnsiyngUC4o?si=W9wYmff9Eos8ueQZ
The Sound of one hand clapping? - https://youtube.com/shorts/0IivltM21FU?si=jYi6uKrRvnt7LvBP
With great power - https://youtube.com/shorts/18drJ1fdANc?si=aurYPLE95MphQzip
Ai Galera! - https://youtube.com/shorts/O3oHKccRSXs?si=SsVh_8oBtkBtpdgL
OMG Gavin - https://youtu.be/lOUN560b4cY?si=PBcEr1Ts3PTzqHyg
Hello There - https://youtu.be/W-etaun8Teo?si=c4nLXub6mLqXvniW
Ai meu dente - https://youtube.com/shorts/kIyErzU5N18?si=YMJsNGJWfv2XaSsz
Just Juan - https://youtu.be/TvblszGwh48?si=JevC7yX7zFfI5qB4
Woke Gym - https://youtube.com/shorts/ceqyXgIJbzU?si=yyyenU3rGrB8a5BZ
Call Guinness - https://youtube.com/shorts/tsxYaqA0LTY?si=o3FgNVA4KRndggO9
Funniest arrest - https://youtu.be/8aVsMFDiH1U?si=a7OCr9Iq-rZKXBsG
Smart Dad Move - https://youtube.com/shorts/r8aaikYGDKc?si=YGgFYsiLwQjCse-h